Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Chuck Norris Joke

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris was originally considered for the part of Jesus in the Passion of the Christ. However, the director realized that Chuck Norris cannot show the emotion of pain. He can only inflict it.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.   

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